Hallelujah Hatrack

On Valentine’s Day I picked up Jibbo from his after school program – which is where he goes after he gets out of his regular kindergarten class.  As always, he was very jacked up over something or another.  That day is was how much loot he scored:

“Dad!?”

“What?”
“Dad, when we get home you have to look in my backpack!”

“Why?”

“Because, you have to!”

“Why do I ‘have to’?”

“Because, I got two schools worth of candy!”

I’m pretty sure he almost did better on Valentine’s Day than he did on Halloween, but I digress.  The conversation continued:

“Who gave you all of the candy?”

“Everyone, who do you think?  Gosh!”

“Everyone in you class gave you candy?”
“Heck yes!”

“Did you get kisses from any of the girls?”
“Heck no!!”

I really like it when he channels Napoleon Dynamite.