Daisy Cutter Justice January 20, 2006
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Can we just drop a few dozen Daisy Cutters along the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan and be done with it?
What will it hurt? No one lives there except a few sheep, this idiot, and his band of merry men – all of whom are afraid to show their faces (the terrorists, not the sheep) unless it’s on a video that a goat herder took to Al Jazeera via donkey.
The good that comes out of it is that we don’t have to hear him run his mouth on all of the cable news channels every 13 months.
I thought that Sammy Davis, Jr. was the Candy Man? January 17, 2006
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As we do every year on King Day, my boys and I spent the morning at a celebration event listening to various people – adults and children – deliver speeches and sings songs that remind us of what a great man Dr. King was, and still is. All of this good will was in vain thanks to the ubiquitous jack ass in New Orleans.
OK, I used to think that Ray Nagin was simply incompetent – you know, the Peter Principle at its finest. The fact that he had a five day head start to get a Katrina evacuation plan in place (I’m sure they get The Weather Channel in New Orleans, at least he must have heard something about it on the news…) is immaterial, he and his cohort in the governor’s office should have had such a plan in place within one week of their swearing in. Common sense, isn’t it?
Apparently instead of creating a plan to saves the lives of the people who were stupid enough to elect him, he decided to pull a Pat Robertson and spend the time pretending to speak to God. Why is it that when people screw up (ie: Mayors of major cities and death row inmates) they always turn to God to throw a cover over their guilt like he is some type of Almighty Magic 8 Ball?
Nagin: God, I really screwed up the whole Katrina thing and ended up killing thousands of people in the process.
The voice in Nagin’s head that he thinks is God: That’s OK, Ray. It’s not your fault. It’s the fault of the federal government.
Nagin: Oh really, how so?
The ‘God’ Voice: Oh Ray, they shouldn’t be fighting a war that will keep terrorists from killing innocent people and in turn brining hope to the crappiest place on the globe.
Nagin: They shouldn’t?
The ‘God’ Voice: Of course not, we could use a 9/11 every few years. It’s great for TV ratings.
Nagin: Thanks for you understanding, God. I feel better now.
The ‘God’ voice: No problem my son. And Ray…?
Nagin: Yes, Sir?
The ‘God’ Voice: If you get some time today, will you go rent me a copy of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”?
What should have been a great day of celebration, remembering, and action was negated by Mayor Wonka. How does this guy still have a job?
One step forward, two steps back.
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